WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach
Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?
Haku from Spirited Away
the simpsons are fucking weeaboos
are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?
i have had too much coffee
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english
woah just lost two followers
hope u enjoyed ur stay my blog is crap bye don’t come back
the brakes on my bike (well my little brother’s) weren’t working properly and I went around a corner too fast, felt that I was going to crash right into an enormous fucking drain so I jumped off, realising that putting my feet down wouldn’t help stop the bike either (i wasnt going fast it was just the type of slope and shit)
so i got out of it without even getting badly hurt - I just hurt my feet and i thought it was just a few scrapes and broken nails
buuuuut i tired to walk just before and i can’t even though i wasn’t too badly hurt. i think my right ankle is sprained??? idk
'do u believe in lief after loev' by Caden Lovelace
im so mad because this is going to get picked up as like. a post-post-modern masterpiece. academics will shit themselves for this
people are going to be looking for symbolism
I can feel it