hahahah it’s ok chill I am pro at bullshitting the sort of crap that they like to eat up
we do practice tests that get marked by some of the old markers and they seem to like my ideas and all, even if they can’t seem to fully grasp exactly what’s happening (like the last marker couldn’t like sheesh I was explicit in my writing but they didn’t think it was explicit enough. still got a 2+ though)
we did a quick QCS writing thing in english where our teacher gave us a topic, and we had to write what the theme would be, the message and what type of writing (and genre) it’d be
the topic was belief, so I chose religion as my belief
My message was that many of the morals and ideals of all religions are outdated, and need to adapt and become more suited to our modern world.
My type of writing was speech
aaand the teacher thought that I shouldn’t have chosen religion because it’s “too obvious and predictable”
then she asked other students what their’s were about and all of them were corny as fuck stories about believing in yourself to achieve your dreams
miss seriously, that was an obvious one TO YOU not to them gosh of course they wouldn’t do religion
HeLP—TAKE THEM AWAY FROM Me i CAN’T HANDLE THEM ANYMORE UgguuUUUUUAJHBSJDSH
SOMEBODY TAKE THEM PLEASE
Behold my new life motto
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.
thoughts like this keep me up at night.
I have no memory of ever posting this
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
I lost two followers for this omg